diff --git a/services/http-proxy/proxy.nix b/services/http-proxy/proxy.nix
index 151da5a..36f4502 100644
--- a/services/http-proxy/proxy.nix
+++ b/services/http-proxy/proxy.nix
@@ -61,7 +61,41 @@
             mode 644
           }
         }
-        reverse_proxy http://jelly01.home.2rjus.net:8096
+        respond <<HTML
+          <!DOCTYPE html>
+          <html>
+          <head>
+            <title>Jellyfin - Maintenance</title>
+            <style>
+              body {
+                background: #101020;
+                color: #ddd;
+                font-family: sans-serif;
+                display: flex;
+                justify-content: center;
+                align-items: center;
+                min-height: 100vh;
+                margin: 0;
+                text-align: center;
+              }
+              .container { max-width: 500px; }
+              .disk { font-size: 80px; animation: spin 3s linear infinite; display: inline-block; }
+              @keyframes spin { from { transform: rotate(0deg); } to { transform: rotate(360deg); } }
+              h1 { color: #00a4dc; }
+              p { font-size: 1.2em; line-height: 1.6; }
+            </style>
+          </head>
+          <body>
+            <div class="container">
+              <div class="disk">&#x1F4BF;</div>
+              <h1>Jellyfin is taking a nap</h1>
+              <p>The NAS is getting shiny new hard drives.<br>
+              Jellyfin will be back once the disks stop spinning up.</p>
+              <p style="color:#666;font-size:0.9em;">In the meantime, maybe go outside?</p>
+            </div>
+          </body>
+          </html>
+        HTML 200
       }
       http://http-proxy.home.2rjus.net/metrics {
         log {
